| Tuesday, June 1 Quote of DAY Celeste "Someone else we know and love is about to die ..." Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear LEXIE Blah blah blah! I need an Abe replacement and fast! TEK Hey, cutie! Think I'm buff enough? ABE That guy is so shallow. Me, I'm here overseeing this alternate reality and trying to save the world ... CELESTE (gasps) I hear Abraham again! And now I ... see ... a door! PATRICK That's the EXIT. CELESTE They are all so vewy close now ... SAMI They will pay! JULIE Sami, don't be such a crackpot! Go talk to your dead mother. ROMAN There's a new stop sign on the corner ... MARLENA Cool! Can I get me another marguerita? |
| Monday, May 31 Quote of DAY Marlena "Somebody in Salem is going to die ... we've got to stop it ..." Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear ABE But they'll end up here ... ROMAN We can have a silk pijama party. Party on, dudes! MARLENA No no no! It could be a woman and I want to be the main gal here on Temptation Island! PATRICK I'm a virgin. JENNIFER Gee. Can you forge checks with that coin, too? ABE Roman, stay as far away from Marlena as possible ... ROMAN I am not gonna abandon doc now, especially when she's lookin' mighty good ... Let's go find us some clues, pardner ... CELESTE Abe is alive, no he's dead, no he's alive ... my cards are blank, no they're colorful, no they're blank again! THEO That is one weird dame. With any luck, we're not related! MR. X Ok, people, remember, our new lunch bell sounds just like a siren ... |
| Wed. June 10 Quote of DAY Julie "My God, I hope that Jennifer's going to make it!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear JENNIFER Anything to get outta this boring town! JULIE Oh crap! If she croaks, I'll have to do even more scenes with that Bonnie! PHIL Let's dance, Pipi. PIPI (BELLE) Ok, but only if we talk about meeeeeeeeeeee! JAN I'll kill Celeste, steal all her hats and then buy new lip gloss to match each one ... CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS (Shawnboy) Help! I'm starting to hallucinate! MICKEY Me too. I still look different in the mirror! |
| Wednesday June 2 Quote of DAY Jennifer, on Jack ... "I heard his voice!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear JULIE That was only Patrick the virgin! Don't bother with him! BONNIE Can I clean somebody's house now or have a stupid lookin' daydream so ya'll can laugh at folks who are down on their luck? JULIE You and your virgin son are the same! I hate people like you! BONNIE Me too! That's why I locked that MR. X. in the bathroom and told him he can't come out 'till I get me some good lines ... PATRICK Who's Mr. X? BONNIE Geesh! Don't you ever read the Days Cafe?????! SAMI They will pay! I have changed but they will all pay! BELLE I love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BRADY How come my dad is like a cool spy guy and I gotta be this dork? JENNIFER I'd be a superstar if this was a silent movie ... |
| Thursday, June 3 Quote of DAY Roman, on Jack ... "He's not exactly the survivor type!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear JACK's VOICE I'm out here stuck in the jungle of Hollywood as my agent negotiates my contract! Fear not, I shall return soon ...! BRADY I called you all here to talk about Chloe's Opera House. PHIL You suck! BO Opera sucks worse! Belle, have you heard from Shawn? BELLE Who's he? I am sooooooo outta here, on my way to prime time! Yippee! PHIL What'll the name of the show be? BELLE Ummmmm, I forgot ... BO Why do I have to do a scene with all these little turds ...? |
| Friday, June 4 Quote of DAY Philip ... "I have a confession to make!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear PHIL I'm not really a Marine ... I just rent that uniform sometimes ... BELLE That's ok. I'm not really 3 years old, I just pretend I am! JAN Alright, Shawnboy, time to play Inspector Clouseau! MR. X No no no! You're supposed to be a French maid! You don't know anything! BO You know less. You can't even make up a damn rhyme! REX What are the instructions for hot chocolate? I'm into mixing drinks these days ... CELESTE My dominos are vewy restless, dahlings ... they tell me that there is a spot where there could be a dot ... green eggs and ham Sam I am ... I sense ... someone is kissing a woman with a dead flower in her hair ... JOHN Move over, Brady boy cos your ol' man is gonna be the new Dirk Diggler! Say, Crystal, wanna do the limbo ...? |
| Monday June 7 Quote of DAY Jan "I'm going to stalk your precious little Belle and kill her!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear SHAWN She's leavin' the show anyhow ... REX Let's play connect the fingerprints! BO What the hell is that?! REX A technological innovation called a computer. MIMI Rocks, you are so like smart you should like start like a company like. BO How was your siesta, Fancyface? BELLE I think I'm Pipi Longstocking. PHIL I love you, Pipi. JOHN I'm dancin' tonight, ladies, and I will be acceptin' tips! KATE Why is Carol Channing here? CRYSTAL You got it all wrong, grandma - I'm Tammy Fay! |
| Tuesday June 9 Quote of DAY Victor Kiriakis lui-meme! (French for "himself") "Just thought I'd stop by to say hello!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear JENNIFER Jack, is that you???? SHAWN I need to pee but I still love Belle. PHIL I need to pee, too. VICTOR Things are getting worse in real Salem! MARLENA Yes, all the good performers have wound up on Salem Island. BONNIE I'm trying out for Lion King today. How do ya like my mane? JENNIFER Are you Jack? JOHN Say, that's a good stage name for my upcomin' dancathon! CRYSTAL (Tammy Fay) Get this octopus off my head! |