| Friday June 25 Quote of the DAY Davies "They're not going to be happy about this ..." LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER I hear you - I mean, just look at the guy ... PATRICK Yippee! Yahooooooo! Lookame ma, I'm flyyyyying! HOPE Patrick, you're lying on some hay ... MAGGIE Oh Gawd, if that twit comes here, I dunno if I can handle it! Alice, can you put a little something in that tea ...? PATRICK I'm Suuuuuuuuuuperman! BONNIE That's ma boy! TONY What a bloody disgrace! JOHN And that's a fact. Thurs June 24 Quote of the DAY Jennifer: I am on my way ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR PATRICK Follow that chopper! HOPE Actually it's a plane ... ABE Dimera, everything is your fault! ROMAN Yup. When we get indigestion or gas, it's also yer fault ... TONY How bloody pathetic, not to mention redundant you two are! ROMAN There ya go again, tryin' to cover up with big words! CELESTE My tarot cards grow restless. They are leading me to that psychic domain which only I may reach, also known as the Internet ... TEK Pucker up, doll! PATRICK (scratches head) I coulda sworn it was a chopper ... RIP VAN JACK Run, Jennifer, run! He has the IQ of a coconut and it could be contagious! Wed June 23 Quote of the DAY Tony, to Marlena: The Phoenix has risen! LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR MARLENA Cool. Can I be bad again and join team Tony? TONY How do I know you've got what it takes to intrigue, at the same time instilling fear in lesser mortals ...? MARLENA I killed you once. TONY Yes, that was rather inconvenient. MARLENA I can pretend I'm good and fool the others but I'll really be bad. I'll even steal more shirts from Don Ho for Doug and Abe ... BONNIE Damn I wish I was on Salem Island with that Count! TONY Don't even think about it! KATE Excuse me while I take this important business call. It's from our Paris office so I'll need to speak Urdu ... BONNIE That is one smart lady. JULIE Grrr! That Bonnie! One of these days - POW, right in the kisser! TONY Dear God, I'd sooner remain on this island ... Tuesday June 22 Quote of the DAY Tony: I don't think death threats are really going to motivate me ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR INDIANA JACK JONES What a hero! Salem Island is full of them! RED (Maggie) I've always wanted to slap a man with good diction ... BONNIE Hmmm ... Is that like a dictionary? ROMAN Tony, we need you to use your contacts to get us outta here. TONY Oh, don't be daft! ABE I still can't decide if you're good or evil. TONY Excellent! I do enjoy keeping you common folk on your toes ... JACK JONES Let the games begin! JULIE Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight I wish I may, I wish I might wallop Bonnie in another fight! MICHAEL MORE Real Salem has become a gross exaggeration of westernism gone bad ... I am exposing this in my next film "Farenheit or Celsius, who Really Cares if It's Hot." Salem Island, however, is a well portrayed example of how one man's fantasy is another's prison ... Congratulations. Mon June 21 Quote of the DAY Abe There's someone in the house ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY I'm not just anyone and don't you bloody forget it! ROMAN Say, where'd ya learn to do all that fancy stuff? TONY It comes from being half human, half god ... ABE You haven't changed a bit! ROMAN An' it's a good thing, too! This show needs our help! BONNIE I ain't leavin' and endin' my ruinous run without a fight! JULIE Put up your dukes, dearie! PHIL Has anyone seen Harold? I really miss him ... JOHN He's goin down! Fri June 18 Quote of the DAY Jennifer: Just a few more hours ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR JENNIFER I can't wait to get away from this town! Then I'll send for Abbie. MICKEY Is it because I'm an imposter? Has that frightened you off? BONNIE I am the worst actress of the year and I could not be prouder! REX How do you freeze ice? I can't remember the recipe ... TONY's VOICE Fear not, I shall soon return to class things up! ABE And I'll be on your case, as always ... BONNIE Dang, I'm hearin' them smart soundin' voices again. I better get me another gig and fast cos I ain't a ratings magnet! BELLE Why is everybody talking about meeeeeeeeee again! Thurs June 17 Quote of the DAY John They're never coming back ... LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR TONY'S VOICE How bloody ridiculous! KAITO KAILIN (Patrick) Jennifer, I have a confession to make. JENNIFER (gasps) KAITO (Patrick) I used to be on the Young and Restless ... MICKEY That's why I didn't think you looked the same! I don't look the same either! BONNIE Patrick's a nude ... I mean new - character! MICKEY Oh. Will he be riding the bull, too? JOHN No one's comin' back. No one's comin' back ... TONY'S VOICE Hah! The countdown begins! Wed June 16 Quote of the DAY "Jack" on Jennifer's computer ... "I want you to come to me." LINES THE VIEWERS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ... JENNIFER Lavalife is so awesome! SHAWNBOY Where the hell is the Irish spring? It's the only soap I use, you b*tch! JAN Oh, I love it when you flatter me like that! BONNIE I am one dead ringer for Deborah Winger in "Urban Cowboy" ... MAGGIE I'm so happy someone is taking good care of Tuscany. DON HO Hey, that's my shirt! DOUG Take a hike, island boy! Tues June 15 Quote of the DAY Jack's Voice "Jennifer ... Jennifer ... Jennifer." JULIE We heard ya the first time, ok! JENNIFER Oh my gosh! SAMI I'm doing research but I still can't spell that word. JENNIFER Oh my gosh! JOHN Crystal, I have ta tell ya somethin'. That is one ugly flower on yer head! NICOLE How about my eyebrow, Brady? I can move it like Hope now, what do you think? Do we have a chance? BRADY Where have all my shirts gone? ABE They seem to have washed ashore on Salem Island. DON HO Finally! More outfits! ROMAN Can anyone remember what happened the day those shirts got killed? MARLENA Roman, I'm so glad you're back! They wanted me to date Tatoo! PIPI LONGSTOCKING (Belle) Why does everybody keep talking about meeeeeeeeeee?! SAMI Lucas, what does white collar mean ...? BELLE A white collar wouldn't match your dress. SAMI Cool. Thanks for the hot tip! Monday June 14 Quote of the DAY ... Maggie "Welcome to our Fantasy Island!" MICKEY Who's the redhead? Who am I, for that matter? BONNIE Who cares! Let's dance! SAMI I'm am so like uhhhhhh like corporate huh! LUCAS Should you tell him or should I! SAMI Tell 'im what? LUCAS You're a high school drop out! MAGGIE So how do you like the food here? MARLENA It's lovely and so are the surroundings. MAGGIE I'm dating Mr. Rourke ... MARLENA You b*tch! Now I get stuck with Tatoo ... Don Ho left to find new Hawaiian shirts and Doug went with him ... Oh well. At least we'll be a shooin to win the limbo contest tonight! Party on! Friday June 11 Quote of the DAY... Crystal "John is on fire!" Lines The Viewers Didn't Get To Hear JOHN The name's Dex Dexter. PHIL I love you, Pipi Longstocking. PIPI (Belle) I love me too! JAN You may be Captain Underpants, Shawnboy, but I can strip down to my undies too so we can be a team ... CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS (Shawnboy) I hate you. You're not even half as foxy as Catwoman! TEK Hey, John, got any extra wine glasses ...? JOHN That wine glass killed muh wife and now it's goin' down! SAMI I never finished high school but I think I know enough about law to dupe the D.A.'s office ... yes sirreeee! |