THE TOP 10 JOBS IN SALEM ... 1) RUNNING BASIC BLACK So far they haven't had to do much other than talk about plans for the future. Kate and John go to those swanky offices and get to hang out in designer clothes. Dream job! 2) BEING ROLF AND BART Professional would be villains? These 2 clowns actually pick up a paycheck for acting strange and carrying out Stefano's orders. The big boss is no longer in town so they are basically left to run the show at the mansion. When the cat's away, the mice will play ... 3) HOSTING NANCY'S RADIO TALK SHOW Wow. If you have energy and you can dish out insults, this is the perfect job for you! Kinda like getting paid for PMS. 4) ROMAN BRADY - COP WITH EXCITING BEAT Roman might not get the best storylines but the Dimera mansion, scandals and media focus that he attracts make his work unpredictable. Never a dull moment! 5) WAITRESSING AT THE DINER An endless break? Every time we see Fay, she is taking a break to talk to someone. Not at all a bad deal! 6) COUNSELING, MARLENA STYLE The soothing helper. A job where you get to make a difference by helping people with their problems, plus you get the respect of everyone in Salem! 7) BEING JACK, reporter extraordinaire! What an exciting life! Get the scoop on any suspicious characters in Salem, all for the Salem Spectator. He does it all with his usual Jack style. Be Cary Grant, Hedda Hopper and James Bond all rolled into one! 8) MANAGING DOT COM Imagine all the chocolate milkshakes you can drink for free, computers with games galore, and a steady influx of rich kids looking to spend their money. Sounds like a win-win situation! 9) RUNNING MAGGIE'S RESTAURANT The menu sounds divine, the decor is elegant, and the place is always packed. Salem's only chic restaurant. Glam all the way! 10) PROFESSIONAL BLACKMAILER If Barb had a little more class, she might have succeeded at this one. Finding out secrets before anyone else, going head to head with the likes of Lexi Dimera, and coming out of the huge Dimera mansion with a suitcase full of cash. No experience necessary. Must have attitude! |